"Yes, I'm a pure blood Jew!"

Today, we arose early at the youth hostel to see the great surprise of some of our USY friends just getting into the great land of Moshe. Shortly after we quickly loaded the busses and were off to study in the land of david and go through the outstanding caves. These caves were very interesting but a little claustrophobic. While in the tunnel our dorm decided to sing a variety of different tunes to pass the time, because the cave took us like one hour to go through due to some traffic of the 100 orthodox girls in front of us who had some issues because they were wearing those gosh darn skirts. Anyways, some kids in particular got a little annoyed with Adams "Cantor like" voice and asked him nicely to refrane from singing, Which just made Adam sing more and more and more and more.... After the long exausting walk though the dark tunnels we got on the bus and were off to the Kotel. We absolutely loved the Kotel, but we are not going to lie it was a little overwhelming, with all the orthodox Alter cockers begging for money while some guy with a beard is putting t'fillin on me and asking me if both of my parents are jewish. After the Kotel we hopped on the bus and headed towards Ben Yehuda street for our first "D.O.T.S (Dinner. On. The. Streets). We ate some delicious shwarma and did a little shopping but then it was time to go. Not to really to much more to say, so until next time......

Love,
The Three Shmendricks

P.S We forgot to mention that in the middle of this mishegoss are madrichim went to the market and made us Market Lunch, which was absolutely delicious.