Sunday, July 15, 2012

MESHUGGINA on MASADA

SHALOM FRIENDS,
We would like to apologize that we have not posted for a while as we are having the time of our lives. This post will briefly be covering our time at Masada.   The day started off with a real early wake up.  3 AM was the time we got up and it sucked.  If you know Adam Tarshish, then you know that it takes a lot more then just a nudge for him to awake.  We thought we had to pull out the ol bag of tricks.  But to our surprise, Adam woke up fine and was pretty alert.  After a "great" breakfast, we started our journey up the infamous Masada.  The hike up Masada, to our surprise, was not that grueling, however we did envy those who took the cable car up the mountain. Once we made it up the mountain we got to witness one of the most amazing sunrises we have ever seen. During a part of class we were instructed to go stand on this ledge and repeat some hebrew words our teacher said, and it would echo.  Even though our teacher said "after we say the last word you are not allowed to yell anything else", Adam thought it would be funny to get a group of guys, and yell the word penis. Of course it was loud and echoed but our teacher didn't find it to funny, but all he did was tell us not to yell anything more.   After the  gruling 4 hour on Masada we are delighted to run into our fellow Herzl friends on USY. In a nutshel  climbing Masada was a great expierence and all three of us loved it.  Anyways, Until Next Time.....
Love,
The Three Shmendricks



PENIS




Adam Has his first Magnum Bar 

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

AFO IMODIUM?????

Shalom Chaverim,
The time has finally arrived, for our first free weekend. We stayed at Avinoam's (Adam's cousin) house. We got out of class and Avi was waiting for us and we were excited to get the HELL out of the HSI campus. Avinoam's was honestly the best way rejuvenate our bodies from the constant boom of HSI. Right as we got to Avi's we ate a crap ton of Israeli Doritos (which are gross compared to USA's) and drank Eilat of the israeli water, Coca-Cola. After all of that we took the biggest nap and watched a bit of the tennis match. We were woken up to Avi's voice, telling us that we need to leave for a twins birthday party.  At the party there were so many different types of food.  On top of all the wonderful dinner, the desert was the best part.  Anat (Avinoam's wife) made some of the best cakes and pastry we have ever had.  As the night was winding down we were shmoosing up a storm with all of the cousins.  But then it hit us.  All three shmendricks came down with the runs.  We don't know what it was from but all we knew was that we all had to take huge shits.  Luckily there were two bathrooms for us to use.  All three of us needed some Imodium ASAP.  We headed back to Avi's at the end of the party exhausted.  It felt really nice to get back to his house with a clean bed, air conditioning, and a nice shower.  The Next day we were woken up around 12:30 by Avi letting us know that lunch was in 30min. Quickly we jumped in the shower trying to be on time to for our lunch. unfortunately Adam took his sweet ass time making us a little late, whatever, its adam and we love him. Lunch was absolutly delicious, at lunch Avi asked if we would like to go to the beach. Even though we just showered we decided to go. The beach was a lot of fun. The Waves were huge as you will see in the video posted. After the beach we headed back to Avi's where we met up with more of Adam's relatives. Then we chilled and headed back to campus. We enjoyed our stay and cannot wait to return on our next free weekend. Until next time.....

Love,
The Three Shmendricks